My poop tastes like rainbows!

Oh god...

I'm so very vain.

SO VAIN I CAN'T SEE MYSELF SPARKLE.

I just had the biggest poop of my life.

Anyways,

I thought it was cute at first, (my username, I mean)  I chose it because I remembered my kinder teacher the one who looked like Peter Pan except with red hair, aaalwwaaays asking us to

"Clap you hands,"

"Criss cross applesauce,"

"And 1-2-3 eyes on me,"

I just realized how freaking vain, and attention whoreish I sound.

Epiphany: 

I am a vain diva, and attention seeking fiend. Beware.


Anyhow..

I Cherrie Gibson, vow to be more down to earth and less of a emotional and over dramatic wreck... I really hope that suddenly keeping up with this blog wasn't some last resort to gain attention...

NO SIGMUND FREUD DEPART! I BID YOU FAREWELL! Go chomp on a marshmallow or something..

Really... I feel like Lea Michele, BUT 10x worse!!!!

Only good thing is......*secret* ..... pleaaaaaase I need to get out of my butt!!

Signing out,


Cherrie

Screw stinky poop